dohn

1. (d'ōhn) don't; doesn't: To be used in situations where something doesn't matter.

2. A movement for those who want to live a worry free lifestyle and rid themselves of unnecessary stress. Realizing that it dohn is said to be the most life-changing and freeing moment of one's life. (The Movement of Dohn)

First known use of "dohn" was in early 2010.

dohn matter

Q: Do you think you failed your exam?
A: Yeah, but it dohn.

antonyms: doh

by cuzmore December 20, 2010

dohn

to have sex, fuck, screw, bang, did, etc.

1. i love to dohn
2. i got dohned last night
3. he/she dohned me
4. etc

by youwishyouwerethiscool December 25, 2005

Dohn Joe Disease

When you have a cold and you blow your nose so much that it starts shredding the skin under your nose to the point of needing a healing cream

Joe: dude I had a cold and blew my nose so much

John: you have Dohn Joe Disease

by Nuk3_ April 21, 2021

Dohnovan

Dohnovan is the manliest man alive. His reverse thrusting is faster than his Poppy Build, and can make any girl scream "ARRRGGGGHH MEEEENNNN."

"Dohnovan stop you're going to make me scr- ARGGGHHHHH MENNNNNNNNN!"

by HEUEHUEHUEHUEHE December 30, 2013

dohng

slang a type of flower.
many people like to sculpt them

This dohng smells so sweet!
Yeah, I'm going to get some for my girlfriend!

by Ty E November 30, 2006

Dohnut

Homer's Favorite Snack

Mmmmm... *gets hit in the head by some random flying object before he could eat a doughnut* DOHnuts!

by indigo64b March 23, 2011

DOHned

When someone suddenly realizes he/she has been so completely pwned by another that the only thing left to say is "DOH!"

Man, that babe totally DOHned you when she said she'd been looking for a lobotomy scar on your forehead until you spoke and she realized the operation was probably performed by a proctologist. You shoulda just said DOH!!

by recursiveprophet March 19, 2009