Diddled

To be tricked, decieved or outdone. To be imbibed with false accountancies of produce.

Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.

Person 2: They're 40p next door man.

Person 1: Really?

Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend

by SummerOnions March 27, 2009

Diddled

The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia

Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"

by Not Big Jay February 20, 2011

Diddled

Conned by a northerner

Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate

by morgjones13 November 12, 2015

diddled

to be raped by a dinosaur, preferably a t-rex.

Yo man, I was walking home from the subway station last night and I got diddled by some guy in a Barney costume!

by jammer2500 October 29, 2008

Diddled

To be memed on by the TSD crew

Ohhh...shit thy hath been diddled

by Lpdodjfbficirhehwixif May 31, 2018

diddled

Slang: To be touched in an uncensensual manner. See also: diddling. Primarily used as a verb.

"Don't go in his basement you might get diddled"

by ogKario November 28, 2024

Diddled her Skittle

means fingering or playing with a girl's clit

'I kissed a girl AND diddled her skittle !'

by Reshi August 16, 2011