dickfudge

shit pissed out from your dick after pushing ones shit in through the anus

Yo that slut just ate my dickfudge!

by Calli Killa April 17, 2006

dickfudge

Hilarious insult.

stfu dickfudge

by SasukeDeru September 20, 2003

texan dickfudge

Strange brown substance excreted from the penis. Usually a result of sexually transmitted infections like Ted Cruz.

Hey man, I had a little fun last night, and I'm afraid I've come down with the Texan dickfudge.

by Funnyyyyyyy joke March 8, 2017

Dicktude

Someone with the attitude of a dick.

Someone who cops a sudden bad attitude when asked to do something.

Ray has such a dicktude today.

Instead of talking to a friendly customer service rep, I spoke to a guy with a real dicktude.

Jared is obviously not a morning person, he woke up with a real dicktude.

by Tulip Juicyfruit December 22, 2009

Dickfuckeroverdrive

One who fucks dick so fast that they are forced to go into overdrive

Hey andrew, i heard your able to go into a state of Dickfuckeroverdrive

by xavier wells October 18, 2010

DickFucked

Past tense of the world renowned verb dickfucking. It's either getting fucked by a dick or fucking a dick. We are also not exactly sure...

George: "Do you want to get dickfucked or do you want to dickfuck?
Henry: "Yes?"

by ReliantRobin March 10, 2021

dickburger

1) Literally a meat patty made from ground penises.
2) Derogatorily a self serving person with a weak constitution.
3) Archaic: Comic book character from the 1930's series "Dick Berger"

Bigots are total dickburgers!

by Gardner! October 19, 2011