/dil/ · /dēl/
noun
-A common bastardization of the word "deal", most commonly used in the U.S. south, describing any possessive noun that can be pronounced either : /dil/ (as in "dill pickle") or /dēl/, or an in-between variation of the two.
The word (deal) is commonly used as a 'cop-out' for when the speaker has a 'blank' in the middle of their sentence, and uses the word as a replacement/alternative to the originally intended to use word, that in its modern day language has taken on it's own definition.
Michelle : Oh, Micheal! I see ya've lost your *points at name-tag* uhhh-uhhh, deal.
Micheal : Ah! sure’nuff, there's my name-tag, right o'er there.
"No way, Goddamn-it! I knew some-shit like this..."
"Haha! Deal. You really dealt. Let me take this time to chuckle to myself because you probably will be dealing for the rest of your insignificant fucking life with disfigured genitalia. Why don't you call the fucking whambulance while your at it you fucking douche? Do you smell that?"
"Huh?"
"It smells like pussy, fuck-face. And you know what, I don't give a flying fuck what the fuck happens to you because your a flat out utter cunt. Deal bitch!"