consturbed

to be disturbed and confused at the same time

He looks a tad consturbed

by bread infection December 28, 2005

construed

To make up or explain an action

Being gay is just not construable.

by rakim shabazz May 8, 2003

consterned

1) Filled with consternation.
2) A general feeling of dread or impending doom.

I am consterned that the boss thinks that this schedule is even remotely possible.

by Joe November 8, 2003

Consturbating

The act of masturbating to make yourself feel better about something.

Blair was pictured consturbating after losing the rugby match..

by BlairKinghorn March 22, 2022

consturbation

Continuous excessive masturbation.

Jim really needs to get a girlfriend; he suffers from consturbation all day and all night.

by Garth Y. March 17, 2008

Consturbation

After you and your girl finish having awkward phone sex then have a non- awkward converstaion about the phone sex.

"Oddly enough... masturbating doesn't seem so bad after consturbation."

by monkeytestlilcecancer October 25, 2011

consterned

When somebody wants to do something to someone out of anger but they can't or don't

She was so damn consterned she almost punched her son.

by sithsiri February 18, 2017