Consti is a cool guy!
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An individual who routinely confuses the Constitution and the Declaration of Independence when arguing about political matters.
Fred: America is totally a Christian nation! I mean, the Constitution talks about our "Creator", after all!
Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.
Jack: You're thinking of the Declaration of Independence, you Consti-douchebag.
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Get the Consti-douchebag mug.The map is a scale from 1-1000 LOC with different human behaviours and perceptions about Life and God based on each of the 17 levels of human consciousness and associated energy field matrix. The map of consciousness was developed by Dr David Hawkins via kinesiology (muscle testing).The levels of consciousness go as low as the pits of hell on earth (which is shame, 50 LOC) to heaven on earth AKA enlightenment 600-1000 LOC.
Humans range from 0 to 1000 on earth and angels can go beyond 1000 LOC with GOD the Creator at Infinity. The reason Humans can’t go past 1000 LOC is because the nervous system cannot handle that much power. Jesus Christ & Buddha both were at level 1000 at their death.
Humans range from 0 to 1000 on earth and angels can go beyond 1000 LOC with GOD the Creator at Infinity. The reason Humans can’t go past 1000 LOC is because the nervous system cannot handle that much power. Jesus Christ & Buddha both were at level 1000 at their death.
Student: How do I become enlightened Doc?
Spiritual Guru: While a lot of people think “enlightenment” is a singular state of mind that you either “have” or do not have, it’s actually much more of a journey from lower to higher states, which can be determined by consciousness calibration muscle testing and the hawkin’s map of consciousness
Spiritual Guru: While a lot of people think “enlightenment” is a singular state of mind that you either “have” or do not have, it’s actually much more of a journey from lower to higher states, which can be determined by consciousness calibration muscle testing and the hawkin’s map of consciousness
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jasmine: yea, she came up with “conscientious masking” so people she despises will stop talking to her eventually
jasmine: yea, she came up with “conscientious masking” so people she despises will stop talking to her eventually
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Tom Hagen advised the Corleone's well as it grew into the Mafia's pre-eminent family; but he wasn't a wartime consigliere.
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The president signed the constipation proclamation stating all must eat vegetables and fruits, and things high in bran
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