comph

a shortened word of comfortable

I am really comph right now

by thebestpersonever567 June 27, 2024

Professional Drinking Companion

(Noun) a professional drinker that provides alcoholic induced emotional support to other drinkers at parties, bars, and clubs. They may also be referred to as a PDC.

That guy is always at the bar providing good sound almost believable advice. He must be a Professional Drinking Companion (PDC).

by kerb-stirer September 21, 2013

Comp TF2

Short for Competitive Team Fortress 2. In North America this typically means anything going on with ESEA's 6v6 League and to a lesser extent UGC's Highlander. Comp TF2 is (un?)known for its relative seclusion from the rest of TF2, with few of TF2's Massive Playerbase aware that it even exists, and even fewer willing to make the jump from Pubs to Comp themselves. This is in contrast to Valve's other multiplayer games such as Counter-Strike and DOTA 2, where the "pros" (or at least the teams they belong to) are well-known to the typical player.

B4nny, the best player in Comp TF2, once joined a Public Server and destroyed everyone there. No one knew who he was.

by E+l=8 January 28, 2013

Black Company

this refers to a business that gives it's employees low salaries and no pay for overtime while requiring long working hours and with little to no days offs. these companies are also known for allowing several kinds of harassment of employees while working there.

the term originated from japan and gained traction outside of it with the rise of the net.

"I don't think you should work there as I heard 'fake company name' is a black company. you should work at 'super fake company' instead"

by grass_head October 19, 2021

The Trash Compactor

Sex Position: When in the missionary position, the gentleman sits back on his knees, grabs the two legs of the lady, and brings them vertically together, as if she looks to be in a 'L' position. Then, he pushes the legs back, to where her knees are about touching her chest. At this point, the green light is on, and the trash compactor is initiated.

"Dude, I don't usually give girl's the trash compactor on the first date, but with her I had to pull out all of the stops."

by Greenlight Compact 1000 March 8, 2019

Comp Call

1. A compensation foul in football. The officials sometimes "call" a foul on team B in order to make up for a questionable foul against team A earlier in the game.

2. The unwritten law of refereeing: If you make a mistake that hurts team A, try to make up for it by calling a foul against team B later in the game. Wait at least 3:00 on the game clock so the "comp call" isn't blatantly obvious.

3. A foolish attempt to "balance" the impact of poor officiating in a high school football game.

Did you see that procedure foul on Central High in the second quarter? It was an obvious comp call to make up for that ridiculous holding call against Lakewood in the first quarter.

by Peter Kobs September 26, 2009

Comphet

Comphet stands for “compulsory heterosexuality.” It has it’s own definition on Wikipedia or whatever, and that’s generally correct, but not entirely.

Comphet is a term generally used in lesbian circles that refers to when a lesbian is led to think that she’s attracted to men. This can manifest in her also knowing she’s into women, and thinking she’s bi, or her not even recognizing she’s into women, and thinking she’s straight. This experience can be hard for them to go through.

This happens to gay men to an extent as well, but not nearly as often or strongly.

Person 1: Why did you date Boy? You’re a lesbian, right?
Lesbian: Oh, that was just comphet.

by Foster-Florence October 28, 2020