commercials

A deadly disease that has proven to cause anger and anxiety in people. It spreads through the media. Televisions worldwide have been infected by them. It is starting to spread even worse and worse. It has infected radio stations, the internet, youtube, movies, and street corners.

Scientists are still looking for a cure to commercials. However, the nation is run by the media so they have not had any luck in stopping the spread of the commercials disease. God help us all.

Yea but I stopped watching halfway through because of all the commercials

by tgawdun December 26, 2010

commercials

Shown on television to advertise products. Companies pay to put their commercials on air. One commercial is usually 30 seconds. Shown during shows and in between shows.

I waited until the commecials came on so I could use the bathroom without missing the show.

by _Daniel_ August 3, 2005

commercials

The most important part of the super bowl.

Guy: Hey did you see that super bowl commercial for Doritos?
Guy #2: Yeah! That one's my favorite of all the commercials this year!

by SuperBowlSunday11 February 25, 2011

commercials

The reason why nobody watches TV anymore

Commercials ruined television

by Dubiks December 28, 2018

Commercials

The most annoying part of Television.

I stopped watching television because of commercials.

by HT January 13, 2004

commercial

desperate attempts too fool people into buying someones products/services. morality is totally parallel to this. anything goes as long as it achieves it's goal of increasing sales (including lies, exploiting subculture, using stupid annoying songs because they stick to your head etc.)

- this commercial says that this (whatnot) increases 98% of (whatever). you think they actually did a study bout this..?
- probably not, but it's just a commercial..
- does this mean they can lie to people?
- pretty much..

by zoster October 10, 2008

Commercialing

When you have to take a commercial flight to get somewhere. An industry term used by airline employees to describe their transportation arrangements. When you take a flight with a payed ticket instead of nonreving or jump seating .

I’m commercialing out in the morning to start my trip. Did you deadhead in? No I commercialed in.

by Dancerooster April 18, 2023