cockswagger

to think that your shlong is the biggest on earth, instead looks like a tater tot.

dude, your cockswagger pisses me off, you got a baby dick, not a daddy dick.

by fookbunny December 7, 2011

cock swagger

the motion of erect or semi erect penis when it swings from side to side when you walk around naked. like when you're having sex all around the house and you need to take the act into the kitchen for whatever reason, as you walk over, the penis in its erect form will swing or swagger from side to side. try it next time!

guy 1: yesterday me and my girl stayed in and fucked all day long. we did it everywhere around the house. she wanted to get fucked on the kitchen counter so as we walked over to the kitchen, i got the cock swagger going on. it turned her on so much that she got on her knees halfway through and started sucking off until i busted in her mouth

guy 2: holy shit dude.. thanks for a graphic representation.

guy 1: hey, thats why we're friends, right?

by yourmomsboyfriend March 9, 2010

Cockswaggle

To place ones penis between another's butt cheeks and slap them vigorously back and forth

Man that chick had a nice ass ...she needs a good cockswaggle

by Likebutter July 10, 2010

cockswatter

a female version of a cockblocker. prevents her female friends from getting laid, hooking up, or any action at all. They pride themselves on helping their friends make the right decision, but their friends usually don't appreciate getting cockswatted.

Kay: what do you think about will? Caroline: he's cute. why? Kay: well we're gonna hookup. Caroline: what? omfg don't do it! no! Kay: okayy i won't.... cockswatter! (She then hooks up with the boy, ignoring her friend's useless cockswatting.)

by lalalalaimadoitanyways:)haha May 25, 2009

Cockdragger

A male boogieboarder who hangs out at surf spots instead of at boogie board spots and tries to yell people off waves. Twatdragger for a female.

"Dude, I surfed Souths the other day and this cockdragger was out there trying to burn me. Reminded me of that annoying broad who always drags that custom boogieboard, wears a helmet, and acts like she owns the joint at souths."

by ya know if ya know December 23, 2008

cockbaggery

The act of behaving like a sweaty beanbag.

That dood is a real annoying prick, very accomplished in the art of cockbaggery.

by Hairy Paratestes July 8, 2005

cocksnogger

a person that likes to passionately kiss a penis

Why the fuck do you want to watch football,is it because you like watching 22 men run around you cocksnogger

by Matt February 29, 2004