Cocanus

The act of blowing cocaine up the bum hole. This is done because of the nerve endings located there. Popularised by Tim Burgess, singer with The Charlatans, who wrote a chapter of his autobiography on the subject.

Her nose was fucked but she was still fit enough for cocanus.

by Jonny Bastard October 2, 2019

Cocanus

The effect of living on nothing but cocaine on your body resulting in a raw, red, bleeding, asshole.

Allison: "Ive eaten nothing but cocaine for two days and I haven't slept yet! I'm gonna have the most intense cocanus tomorrow, ehh?!"

by Alex Johnson(Hotass23) October 31, 2008

crack cocanus

something that gets you high in under a gram of taking it.

pass me some of the good stuff, like the crack cocanus

by IMakeGreatWords April 15, 2022

Cocainus

What you call your anus after having smuggled cocaine inside of it.

Roberto: Carlos, run the border patrol has spotted us!

Carlos: I can’t. These bags are gonna burst inside my cocainus.

by Patty Papperman February 14, 2019

cockanus

A man putting his own cock in his ass.

Man 1: "Look, i've managed to put my own cock in my ass!"

Man 2: "Yeah, the good ol' cockanus"

by PappaSpanx December 18, 2008

cocainus

The rare act of rimming ones anus with cocaine to induce a slower, deeper, high.

"I can't believe I just saw Raj do cocainus! He's fucking crazy!"

by Jordan B September 16, 2005

Cocainus

When you snort cocaine from someone's anus.

Dad: What did you and your girlfriend do yesterday?
Tyrone: We just did a bit of cocainus!
Dad: Aaaaaahhhh, I remember when your mom and I used do that. A LOT of cocainus have been done during my days haha.
Tyrone: Nice.

by sadboigladboi October 2, 2019