poor man's cocaine 

Crushed up Ritalin that one snorts up their nose like cocaine.

Eli couldn't afford coke, so he stole his brother's Ritalin. He crushed it up and made some poor man's cocaine.

poor man's cocaine by Nutzen YerMouf February 22, 2018

Poor man's cocaine 

Poor man's cocaine is 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate). It's usually stronger than cocaine. It forms 4F-EPH (4-Fluoroethylphenidate, Poor man's cocaethylene) when you drink 4F-MPH (4-Fluoromethylphenidate) with ethanol (a few shots of vodka, a few beers, or drinking alcohol spiked fruit punch). Poor man's cocaine is also much safer on the heart as it's not cardiotoxic. Cocaine is cardiotoxic. Poor man's cocaine (4F-MPH) a great value. 4F-MPH can also be used as a study drug, while cocaine can not be used as a study drug.

Tony: I snorted 30mg of Poor man's cocaine and had spiked fruit punch and got high as fuck for 4 hours. Best stuff ever! Who needs cocaine anyways?

Poor man's cocaine by CognitiveFuel July 9, 2023

working man's cocaine 

Another term for methaphetamine (crystal meth)

Dude I think I'm having a stroke from all that working man's cocaine.

working man's cocaine by Diana Stephens October 28, 2004

Cupid's Cocaine 

Much in the same context as magic dust, angel dust or generally any powdery or extremely fine grained mind-altering anesthetic, Cupid's Cocaine is what the famed god of erotic love and beauty spreads like so many amorous arrows. Except dear reader, this isn't just any magically inhaled love...this is high powered, chat breeze until the sun comes up, mind numbing, hate yourself the next day, raw aggressive brain cell destroying love. If you ever find yourself in the midst of a tempestuous love affair, and also exhibit symptoms of agitation, racing thoughts, hyperactivity, paranoia, toxic psychosis, depression, rage and any other range of bipolar symptoms, you may have been laced by none other than Venus' sly little son : ) Just don't expect immortality the next day.

Andromeda felt such a captivating rage of intense love for Jason that she knew she had been spiked with Cupid's Cocaine.....and was destined to fall tragically within ~ 2h and need to re-up.

Cupid's Cocaine by tomorroworld July 20, 2010

poor man's cocaine 

Another name for methamphetamines. Also known as speed, crystal, meth, clear, white.

Person 1: Want some clear?

Person 2: Nah man, save the poor man's cocaine for yourself.

poor man's cocaine by fakyuba34 June 7, 2020

Gentlemen's Cocaine 

A combination of multiple prescription medications, powderized and meant to be snorted to induce a sensation of euphoria, to a level unobtainable by any other drug.

"Last week I did Gentlemen's Cocaine, i didn't really get high, but everything has seemed better since then."

Gentlemen's Cocaine by Ananaa January 22, 2012

Fiddler's Cocaine

A drug admixture used at parties, meant to mimic the use of cocaine, without the risks associated with it.
Ingredients: MDMA, Adderall, Caffeine, Alcohol
*Many college students choose to use Four Loko for the last two ingredients, but true connoisseurs of FC use a stronger liquor such as scotch or brandy, combined with Red Bull or Five-Hour Energy.
%%DISCLAIMER: DO NOT OPERATE MOTOR VEHICLES OR HEAVY MACHINERY WHILE ON FIDDLER'S COCAINE%%

Dude 1: "Bro, do you have coke?"
Dude 2: "Nah fam, coke is gay. Try this shit, it's called Fiddler's Cocaine, its basically coke but less gay and not deadly."

10 minutes later:
Dude 1: "Yerrrrrrr!!!!"

Fiddler's Cocaine by Osama bin Fuckin May 24, 2018