clappage

The noun for clapping or being/getting clapped. Similar to the word pwnage.

Prepare for maximum clappage!

by LardoTardo April 21, 2020

Clappage

Noun - to absolutely obliterate someone in a tournament; to clap them.
Verb - The act of imposing clappage on someone.

Bob: I am so ready for this tournament. This will be clappage.

Bob: We clappaged them so hard - they're trash at the game

by Taj Tellick January 26, 2021

Clappage

The intensity of a particular sexual encounter/and can be used a replacement for the word "sex". The word clappage almost has a scientific connotation to it. It's more than just sex.

1. When Liz and Adam looked at each other's eyes the level of clappage had suddenly risen.
2. I had some intense clappage with a stripper yesterday.

by 3FingerWonder July 21, 2021

Clappage

The sound of moist testicles slapping against anus during heterosexual gymnastics.

Nelly: By gad, Sir Rupert you were going at it hammer and tongs last night.
Sir Rupert: Aye, I don't doubt you could hear my clappage all the way down in the servants quarters, but my wife is a dirty bint who needs it hard.
Nelly: Will Sirs balls need a scrubbing?

by Sally Walnut April 28, 2011

Clappage

A word simply for describing the sheer size of a tit clap from female's cleavage, I.E: When she runs, and her tits are huge, and she's without a bra

Example:
"Did you see Rachel yesterday?"
"Yeah, I heard that clappage from a mile away, I thought it was a storm"

Example:
"Did you see Rachel yesterday?"
"Yeah, I heard that clappage from a mile away, I thought it was a storm"

by Undynetale December 19, 2023

clappage

when you cup your hand and clap against a pocket of air on anything that shall clap

"Johnny is using clappage against the wall!"

by moose durp August 15, 2022

Transactional Clappage

Having sex with someone just so you both can have sex and avoid masturbating.

Me: “I’m gonna go have some transactional clappage with that beater”

Friend: “Why?”

Me: “So I don’t jerk off and she doesn’t flick the bean. Gotta get that nut with no feelings inbetween”

by Señor Grub October 5, 2022