circumcise

To remove the foreskin off of the penis.

That guy was circumcised!

by circumcise! June 23, 2003

circumcise

A term for E-cig users: The act of taking off the bridge and wick of an atomizer to making direct dipping easier.

"I circumcised my LR510 atty, now dry hits aren't so bad"

by Gringo The Clown December 27, 2011

circumcise

To whack off chunks of dick.

Doctor: Would you like me to circumcise your newborn?
New Mom: Hmm, should I?
New Dad: What? Maul his cock? Ah fuck it, go ahead...

by Jocko Tam December 24, 2012

circumcise

To cut off a large amount of sensitive skin surrounding the penis. It is very painful when done without anaesthetic.
Invented by the jews.

"I had baby joe circumcised, but I wish I hadn't; he hasn't stopped crying for hours."

"IMA STOOPID JEW AND MY DICK LOOKS LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!" - a Jewish man

by TheVoiceOfReason.AKA.Fred April 13, 2010

circumcision

To remove a male's foreskin.

I was never circumcised.

by UncutGuy November 8, 2003

circumcision

What happens when ignorant parents are jealous of their beautiful child.

Mother: Honey, our son was so handsome that I cut his foreskin off.
Father: Thank god you circumcised him! At least he isn't as good looking as I am.
^^^ Fucking parents don't even know what circumcision does to the poor boy's sex life.

by ProfessionalProgrammer January 17, 2015

circumcised

a guy whose penis has had the skin cut off of it.

"Yo man, where the rest of your dick?". "Don't know, I was circumcised when I was a baby."

by Cappy1 June 8, 2004