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circumcision

What happens when ignorant parents are jealous of their beautiful child.

Mother: Honey, our son was so handsome that I cut his foreskin off.
Father: Thank god you circumcised him! At least he isn't as good looking as I am.
^^^ Fucking parents don't even know what circumcision does to the poor boy's sex life.

by ProfessionalProgrammer January 17, 2015