cheese-dick

someone who purposely puts cheese on their genitals because they believe women find it attractive.

Jillian is totally not going for your cheese-dick Willy.

by Brian Schowmethemoney April 28, 2006

cheese dick

A military term used by rank and file troops. Started in use during the Vietnam era and continued till the mid-late 90's.
The term describes a person who at all cost to his fellow troops attempts to climb the rank ladder. A kiss ass' kiss ass. A brown nose that will sellout his brothers and throw anyone under the bus.

Teddy, Big sexy and Guilermo are all cheese dicks.
Teddy snitched to guilermo about my space profile! That rat faced cheese dick mother fucker!
Big sexy snitched on (insert name here)so he could make Spc E-4.....what a cheese dick.

by The Prospect April 30, 2008

cheese dick

A guy who is not only cheesey with the ladies, but is also an arrogant dick head. He almost definitely wears gel in his hair at all times and/or dresses in nice expensive clothes.

Dude, Rick is such a fucking cheese dick."

by Bob Williams May 29, 2003

cheese dick

Smegma . . . a thick cheesy material that collects under the foreskin and on the head of the dick. Indicates a bath is urgently needed! ! !

by Anonymous October 15, 2003

Cheese dick

Someone who's cheesy and acts like a dick.

His was a fucking cheese dick

by Jesusthesonofhuddinge September 9, 2019

cheese dick

The person that started this website

Who's the cheese dick that started this stupid website

by fredz July 26, 2006

Cheese Dick

Someone who wears cut offs/ or tight shirts and straight billed hats/ or gels his hair. Goes to parties like a faggot and drinks mixed drinks. Of course hes wearing his extremely expensive new Jordans.

Going to a party in my tight gay shirt to show my muscles. Gelled my hair with my oakley shades. "Yea bro, i want a shot, actually just mix it with some strawberry lemonade...I'm a Cheese Dick!"

by TMONEY DSMITH October 1, 2009