cheapsive

Noun: Something that is not very low in cost, yet still lower than its highest price.

I would like to buy an item from your cheapsive selection.

by Mista Mac April 24, 2017

cheapie

a cuter way of saying the word "cheap"
someone who loves to catch man's attention.
someone who's sooo flirty just kissing anyone randomly

A: Ann is kissing random guys.
B: ouchie she's sooo cheapie! I wanna puke here XP

by primaverabebe January 26, 2010

Cheapensive

When a product is cheaply made, but at the same time, it's sold in a store at an expensive price.

Man, these earbuds are so cheapensive!! They cost $50, but every time I get a pair, they short out on me 2 weeks to 2 months later!!

by loverofthecountrylife March 12, 2015

Cheapie

An internet cult on Twitter led by @BigTastyInc that is obsessed with Barstool, sports gambling, the show “I Think You Should Leave”, and being super horny. Composed of mostly New York socialites, e-girls, frat guys, and millennials with nothing to do but hide behind burner accounts and spew hate. Many cheapies want to ban alcohol and are misogynists, and criticize other cheapies who simp over the cheapettes. They pretend to be positive but always create drama.

“What’s a cheapie?”

by Dennis Pennis December 27, 2021

Cheapster Bunny

Due to economic constraints, this is the bunny that appeared to visit most of America this year, instead of the usual Easter Bunny.

Last year, I got a huge basket with some really neat stuff from the "Easter Bunny." This year, my measly gift bag with a few Wal-Mart brand fishing lures must have been delivered by the "Cheapster Bunny."

by CaptKC April 12, 2009

cheesiversary

a cheesy "anniversary" that couples celebrate that has no real meaning, sentimental value, or purpose

GIRL: "ZOMG! It's me and my boyfriend Bif's 2 1/2 week cheesiversary today, and we are going to dinner to celebrate!"

ME: "Why are you celebrating dating for 2 1/2 weeks? What are you celebrating? Not killing each other for 17 days? That is so random and no one cares."

GIRL: "*GASP!* WE care! This is so important to us!...You're just jealous because you are single and don't have cheesiversaries with anyone."

ME: "Yep. That's it. That's definately it. I'm jealous. You got me."

GIRL: "Yes, I know! But don't be sad. You will find someone soon and you can have your OWN cheesiversaries!!! YAYZ!"

ME: *Shoots GIRL in the gall bladder*

by Clementine J. June 7, 2009

cheapster

Someone who is cheap.

Steve is such cheapster the last time he bought concert tickets we sat behind the parking lot.

by gsmalls December 14, 2008