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cashiered by Jason Ward January 11, 2005
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Lead Cashier
What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You will cement your place in history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032 will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this job. Even I would do a better job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *busted* "You're hired!"
Lead Cashier by Lead Bud 123 June 5, 2021
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Cashier
The person that makes 8 bucks an hour and is forced to deal with hundreds of rude customers everyday that treat cashier like trash.
Cashier: (smiling) hi sir how are you today?
Rude Asshole Customer: YOU ARE OUT OF BANANAS. NOW I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER STORE!
Cashier: (still being friendly) I'm sorry about that sir. Your total is $85.30.
R.A.C: How is it that much?!! (assuming cashier is stupid and over charged him on every item.
Cashier: Thank you and have a nice day!
R.A.C: Walks away without saying anything.
Rude Asshole Customer: YOU ARE OUT OF BANANAS. NOW I HAVE TO GO TO ANOTHER STORE!
Cashier: (still being friendly) I'm sorry about that sir. Your total is $85.30.
R.A.C: How is it that much?!! (assuming cashier is stupid and over charged him on every item.
Cashier: Thank you and have a nice day!
R.A.C: Walks away without saying anything.
Cashier by AwesomeCashier August 20, 2011
Cashmere Glow
Everything and anything that's strange and unusual. Only the best of the best, the superior beings are only allowed to use this term. Cashmere glow can be used as a noun,verb,adjective. Basically it's a badass word.
Bro did you see Ashley's hot date?? He was so "✨cashmere glow✨"
Leanna I just witnessed a spirit presence! "YO CASHMERE GLOW"
Lucia, when you and Andrew were talking, I felt the ✨cashmere glow✨.
Leanna I just witnessed a spirit presence! "YO CASHMERE GLOW"
Lucia, when you and Andrew were talking, I felt the ✨cashmere glow✨.
Cashmere Glow by Ashluna June 15, 2015
cashier from get a snack at 4am
cashier from get a snack at 4am by cashier>>>>!??!?!? January 22, 2022
Caspered
To throw away, vanish, disappear, to be wiped of existence//A dark becoming, silent approach, or graceful stealth. This word can be used as an adjective, or verb.
.//Caspered
.//Casper
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.//Caspered
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.//Caspering
'We will all mourn the loss of those caspered away in the accident.'
'Her foot steps caspered as she danced down the abandoned hallway'
'A caspering figure loomed over, it's appearance doomed all hope was lost and would never be found. The face, blackened, the voice of many voices calling.'
'Casper, that as I felt. No one, to my knowledge, remembered meeting me. They could not draw a name to my face, that in which I become nemo.'
'Her foot steps caspered as she danced down the abandoned hallway'
'A caspering figure loomed over, it's appearance doomed all hope was lost and would never be found. The face, blackened, the voice of many voices calling.'
'Casper, that as I felt. No one, to my knowledge, remembered meeting me. They could not draw a name to my face, that in which I become nemo.'
Caspered by DictionaryWizardManWithCoffee September 12, 2010
Cashmored
When you have finished pleasuring a lady friend and decide to go home because you are secretly scared of vaginas
Cashmored by BigSmoke88 May 29, 2013