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Captive

Kept within bounds.
After her vaginal blood farts inside her high mid waist full butt brief panties, she cried being captive inside her bloody high mid waist full butt brief panties that she then just spreaded her legs.
by Arturo Bhutan October 31, 2018
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A person who is taken prisoner or an animal who was been took out of it habitat and is being used
SeaWorld holds captive orcas for show and attraction
by DJ_Sharpshooter April 12, 2017
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Captive

Corinthians 10:4-5 “For the weapons of our warfare are not of the flesh, but have divine power to destroy strongholds. We destroy arguments and every lofty opinion raised against the knowledge of God, and take every thought captive to obey Christ.”
Hym "This is literally what's happening to me now. My thoughts are being held captive. It's literally a psychic-cannibal breeding cult. It literally just eats thoughts as needed to survive."

Apologist "No! Actually! WE were the ones against slavery all along! See!? If you just ignore all of the slavery parts and give US credit for the thoughts that said slavery was bad.... WE'RE THE ANTI-SLAVERY GUYS! RIGHT!? That's right isn't it guys!?"
by Hym Iam August 27, 2023
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Captive Hoops

Circular Piercings inserted into piercings/pierced areas. Commonly used in ears, bottom lips, eyebrows, noses, nipples and occasionally the belly button, penis and vagina.

Usually they are a circular piece of metal, with a ball holding the two pieces closed so the piercing won't slip or fall out.

Rarely are they silver, gold or glass.
A : "Do you have anything better to put in my ears? All i have are these boring studs.."
B : "Well I just bought some neon captive hoops the other day"
by Afterrhythmia March 15, 2009
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Captive bolt pistol

When a man ejaculates rapidly, unexpectedly and with greater-than-average force and velocity into the unwitting face or forehead of his girlfriend / wife / partner, thus leaving them with a stunned expression.

This is inspired by the captive bolt pistol that psychotic killer Anton Chigurh uses in the movie 'No Country for Old Men'. His victims have no idea what's coming and when they do it's too late.

The device itself is usually used to stun cattle or livestock before they are butchered.
"Man, my girl was giving me the best BJ last night and before I knew it, I'd totally fired a captive bolt pistol right in her face... she was pretty stunned!"
by QuinnyT October 28, 2009
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Captive Mermaid

the act of tying a female's feet with a rope, holding her up by her feet (grabbing onto the rope), and fucking her.
1: hey man lookin good. have you been working out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.
by thelegend91 September 15, 2009
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Captive Crackers

Saltines that have been inserted, against their collective will, where the sun will never shine.
John has a truckload of captive crackers he is hauling cross country.
by thisisntme March 26, 2012
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