Calorious

Adjective describing a calorie dense and typically nutritionally empty food which is gloriously delicious.

That box of glazed donuts was calorious.

by The Fall September 3, 2013

Calorious

adj. Containing calories.

Mmm.. girl that cheesecake is so calorious. your butt will grow two sizes.

by Barbies March 15, 2011

calerious

Something that is both calm and mysterious

She is being so calerious today, what do you think she is up to?

by SophieSpecial December 24, 2014

burning calories

1. particularly good sex

1. I didn't get any sleep, we were burning calories all night.

by otay May 20, 2005

empty calories

Foods that only contain calories but no additional nutrients like protein, fiber, vitamins and minerals.

Person 1: Would you like some soda?
Person 2: No, that's just empty calories. I'll have juice instead.

Person 1: Want some candy for dessert?
Person 2: Nah, I'll have a baked sweet potato instead.

by areallnamestaken December 8, 2010

400 Calories

Supposedly making out for 20 minutes burns 400 calories.

Actually, 400 Kilocalories, but food companies thought it would be easier to denote those things we burn as calories, so what the hell. Apparently metric prefixes are fucking scary.

Chad: "Hey Lisa want to burn 400 calories?"
Lisa: "Sure Chad, but I'm not taking off my pants...yet."
{ 20 minutes later }
Chad: "Wanna burn 400 more."
Lisa: "Let's go for 2000. Take off your pants."

by tron.von.tronicus January 8, 2008

calories

tiny, microscopic creatures who live in your closet who sew up your close each night to make them smaller. They do this out of jealousy and hatred for the human race for not recognizing them as existent.

Calories: dude, she did not just put her fav jeans in the closet, get my sewing needles.

by slimjimcalorieexterminator February 19, 2012