cackolate

The act of approximately adding two numbers in one’s head.

When the Arab asked, “How much Sheba for 200 dollars.” The man replied, “dunno, cackolate it!”

by Idiotisms December 16, 2021

cackolate

The act of approximately adding two numbers in one’s head.

When the Arab asked, “How much Sheba for 200 dollars.” The man replied, “dunno, cackolate it!”

by Idiotisms December 16, 2021

Cockulate

The act of measuring the length, girth, circumference, and ejaculatory abilities of ones penis. Often used in foreplay to impress the female.

This is also a standard procedure performed on anyone applying to the Cumpatriot Society of Homies, led by the notorius street gang BC Ballers

D-Shiznit: Woah bro! Did you hear that Miles cockulated himself?
A-Dawg: No, i didnt hear that yet, holmes! What were his cockulations?
D-Shiznit: It turns out that he has a whopping 3 and a half inch penis!
A-Dawg: Brodawg, we should go cockulate ourselves!
D-shiznit: Totes holmes! Il go grab my Cockulator and some Mens Fitness magazines!

by A-dawgdizzle October 18, 2009

cockolate-chip cookie

A penis dipped in chocolate; A chocolate chip cookie baked in penis form.

A way to confuse a female into sucking your tally whacker.

Dude: "Hey person with a vagina, want a cockolate-chip cookie?"
Vagina: "uh..sure."
8===D 0:

by @PEINPE October 2, 2011

Cockolantern

An illuminated cock given its glow by a glow in the dark condom

ZOMG ITS RADIOACTIVE ITS A COCK NO ITS COCKOLANTERN!

by Mr.Turtleshaft June 9, 2011

Cockolate

Invented when some person wanted chocolate and a cocktail at the same time because they had no patience whatsoever. It's yet to take off as a standardised product let alone a good one.

Hey!" "What?" "Hey You!" "What?!" "Fancy some Cockolate?" "No. You disgust me." "Cockolate.

by Sophie Heineken March 26, 2011

chalkolate

The actual flavor of protein shakes or bars that claim to be chocolate.

I bought a Protein shake that said it was chocolate flavored, but it really tasted like chalkolate.

by Meadow Soprano October 30, 2009