burtle

A mystical creature that burrows underground and has claws and spikes on its shell. The greatest thing ever invented. Eats burtle plant and small children.

Burtles are grand

by K-Frizzle June 10, 2004

Burtle

When your pet negro sneaks out and sells your neighbors ex wife cereal

Oh no honey he burtled again, get the shotgun.

by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 15, 2019

Burtle

50% burger, 50% turtle, 100% awesome.

Burtle loves you.

by Burtle Man March 7, 2021

Burtle

The Taste of a joint when it’s been left unsmoked for over 24hrs

That ched one is pure burtle la

by Breadshmoker November 13, 2018

Burtle

50% burger, 50% turtle, 100% awesome. Burtle is the world's premiere burger turtle. And yes, he loves you.

Bitches love Burtle.

by Burtle Man March 7, 2021

bartle skeet

Alternative word to Mountain Dew.

You can't have a day at the track with out a ice cold can of bartle skeet.

by Bartle Skeet November 13, 2017

cake butler

derived from snack dad, a cake butler is a parent who dispenses sweets to their children on demand, offering no resistance. A cake butler is said to be incapable of standing up for themselves, and is synonymous with pushover or spineless.

Johnny is a real yes man. He plays cake butler to everyone who asks something of him.

by GhostOfRedditPast December 5, 2019