that's bunk

Something that is bad or shouldn't be true

If Disneyland completely shut down then you could say that's bunk

by Gamemaster May 16, 2016

There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard

Used as an analogy for “when the grim reaper comes, you can’t call your friends. You’re going alone”

Bro1: Man you know i love you but “There’s no bunk beds in a graveyard”.
Bro2: fuck

by sukan December 27, 2022

bunk sock

a sock to put around the dick to catch jizz from you jackin off

eww man dont leave your bunk socks on the floor

by john mac - da mack dawg October 5, 2004

bunk sesh

You and your buddies getting plastered drunk inside a bunker on a golf course, usually done by ratty teenagers that leave the beer cans everywhere for the workers to clean up.

"Hey Ben wanna have a bunk sesh"

by RoboEbo January 26, 2019

bunk sock

A sock used by men when masturbating as so not to leave behind a mess

sock over male area when jacking off, bunk sock

by Jazzy™ November 7, 2005

bunk stupid

Being so stupid that you don't even know what a bunk bed. Usually implying inebriation or drug usage.
Decription of something that is either awesome or crazy. Could be either a positive description or a negative.

man, you wanna get bunk stupid tonight?
man, that chicks perm is bunk stupid.
Have you played left 4 dead? -its bunk stupid.

by stevethewizard May 7, 2009

hot bunk skunk

The smell of an very sexually active man’s bed several months after a divorce, where his ex-wife normally did the laundry. aka: Mystery Sheets

Friend 1: “Damn, what the hell reeks? It smells is a thousand types of perfume, sweat and … regret.”

Friend 2: “Oh yeah, my sheets haven’t been washed since Bonnie moved out. Guess I have hot bunk skunk. Been so busy hot bunking the women that I haven't gotten around to wash the sheets.”

by WhyMe? January 10, 2014