broef

A homie that wants another homies sweet, sweet D. But is too cowardly to make the first move

Yo, my manager just called me into a new broef. Dude really wants that D.

by Ham-wild November 18, 2022

brief relief

This is the slightly guilty sensation of KNOWINGLY pissing or shitting in your adult diaper (aka “brief”), especially when you don’t actually need to wear this type of thing. You’re just wearing Depends Briefs for convenience and laziness, not because you can’t control your bladder or bowels.

We all went to the casino for the bachelor party and no one wanted to leave their slot machines - thank god we’d all worn Depends Briefs. I hit the jackpot which I admit was pretty satisfying, but my actual favourite part of the night was the feeling I had when I got to piss in my adult diaper. Ahh - “Brief Relief”!

by Mandi Harmony July 12, 2018

Brief Stew

A collection of undies left soaking in the washing machine for an unsuspecting person to find.

Geez, I just went to wash some towels and found that my girlfriend left me a brief stew. I bet there's 7-8 pairs of panties soaking in there right now.

by DDD9255 April 22, 2021

Briefschmerz

A feeling of intense anxiety and/or psychological distress. Literally "letter pain". Named after the feeling anyone residing in Germany gets after seeing they have letters in their postbox. To be used literally or metaphorically.

LITERAL:

"Hey, wanna go for a späti beer?"
"Can't dude, just saw a letter from the finanzamt and the briefschmerz is REAL"

METAPHORICAL

"OMG my boss called me in for a meeting and I thought I was in trouble and I had a full on briefschmerz episode"

by Berlin Auslander Memes June 7, 2020

Briefnitz

(n) - a legendary figure from western PA who is best known for his white t's, looking towards heaven when he speaks, as well as his distinct fragrance. Famous quotes include, "U got a quarter", and "U got a piece of gum"

Did you see the foosball teams? Jordan is playing with Briefnitz

by Twohandedbanger May 28, 2009

brofarm

A word said randomly during awkward conversation.

BROFARM!

by peterpounce July 27, 2010

brœthers

A group of straight heterosexual males who are gay only for each other

I thought my new boyfriend was normal, but them I caught him cheating on me with his brœthers!

by FrostyTheBlowMan April 20, 2021