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brain ding

Gets no bitches
loves coding
fatherless
fatty
by fghjbv cfghnb February 24, 2022
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Ding Dong Brain

Slang for remarkably stupid individual. Such as Your mother
by Neferpizza November 28, 2021
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Dingle Brain

When somebody's brain is so small that it hangs inside of their head like a dingle berry from someone's buttocks.
George: Hey Tony I think since it's raining outside we should layout and get a nice tan.

Tony: George your such a dingle brain.
by Alisonium Buttocks October 10, 2009
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Dingleberry Brain

A person with an empty skull who is full of shit and stupid like a rock.
Bob is a real dingleberry brain. I told him to be ready by ten o’clock PM! He’s been waiting outside since ten this morning.
by Chiphed2 July 4, 2022
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Human Branding

A term used for degrading a victim in torture. This can be done by forced nudity and humiliation. Human Branding is a more exciting way unless you're used to burning people, that is.

Human Branding is quite self-explanatory. You grab an iron brand, heat it up, and stick it on the person wherever you please. Rapists and Paedophiles should have it placed on both testicles and face. That's after carefully slicing the tip of the penis "to put such predators out of use before being released onto our streets" and to assist the prey identify the predator.

Think of it like giving an extremely painful tattoo to them. It does cause a good amount of pain, after all nobody likes having burning hot metal pressed onto their skin, or in the Rapist and Paedophiles eyes "Ball-sacks".

Because of how livestock are branded, human branding can be seen as a way of showing the victim's reduction in the status of their life. It's almost as if they are property now.
Judge: "For your despicable and hospitable acts I sentence you to life with Human Branding"
by CannabisKings January 17, 2020
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braindigger

a person that hooks up/marries someone for their knowledge
(see golddigger)
Since Kevin is very smart, everyone that goes out with him is a braindigger.
by Yukon Wang April 25, 2006
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branding

Creating a permanent marking in a human or animal by heating a metal object, often molded to form the shape of the owner's initials, and pressed hard into the receipent's body.

This was common among farmers who branded their cattle to identify them as belonging to them. This can also be found in extreme BDSM and sadomasochistic scenarios, where the dominant partner "brands" the submissive partner as his or her own.
Jimbo enjoys branding his cattle.
by DirkD January 24, 2007
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