botching

to botch is to have hard vigourus sex usually in the doggy position

i was giving her a good botching when all of a sudden i shot my man milk all over her

by mike January 6, 2004

botching

When your mother tells your sibling to do something because she is busy with tasks.

Can you mow the lawn? Mom is botching.

by aiden123469 May 31, 2022

people botching

Deliberately or subconsciously offending others, botching prospective relationships or otherwise disseminating negative personality traits as a pastime. People botching ranges from the careless (distasteful jokes, obscure references etc), to extensively premeditated offenses such as unattractive beards, conspicuous weight gain or relentless pun creation.

I wish I could have that year back that I spent people botching.

by Somefinds April 21, 2009

word botching

Sitting at your desk, achieving little, instead of bird watching

I'm getting fucking nowhere with this manuscript...let's go bird watching instead of this pathetic waste of time, word botching.

by Astacus May 4, 2015

Bitching & Moaning

Complaning constantly.

I'm tired of your bitching & moaning.

by Nichole McKnight August 6, 2009

Batching

From Jabroni Mike's livestreams, batching is a moment in someones life where they take an entire year to take just one shit, after which they will never have to poop again in your life. At the end of batching, the amount of poop has been mathmatically estimated to be the same size as the Goodyear Tower in Akron, Ohio.

Person 1: Hey why hasn't Mike been coming to work?
Person 2: Ah he's on leave right now. He's batching. I respect it.

by MattMelon519 October 10, 2020

Money-Bitching

Inspired by the movie "Money Ball" - the establishment of a team or lineup in which the most attractive, kind, but also under-rated girls or women are merged in order to create a perfect squadron of bitches.

Guy 1: Dude I hate all our current bitches.
Guy 2: Goodness Gracious! Lets create our own Money-Bitching roster.
Guy 1: Thank the Lordus.

by L. Sharf July 23, 2012