boardroom banana

An erection at a awkward moment, usually a business meeting where ladies are present.

Often noticed when you stand up and shake the lady in questions hand.

Usually an attempt is made to hide it by arcing the back at a 45 degree angle and shuffling out the room.

e.g.

I'm not sure we got that deal mate, Phil was nursing a boardroom banana all the way through.

by The Spike February 21, 2007

boardroom boner

When you get a raging hard on from day dreaming about sex in a boring meeting, often seconds before it ends.

Does anyone think Mike is paying attention to the presentation? Nope he's got a big boardroom boner! Quick take his briefcase and make him walk out proud.

by P90SEX June 10, 2016

Smells So Good In A Boardroom

The type of expression that does not sound very good in everyday speak, but works very well and makes more sense in a boardroom with the corporate crowd.

Rick: Did you really ask me if I'm emotionally in the red or black today? That's so dumb.

Kyle: Ya but that line Smells So Good In A Boardroom. Suits love it.

Rick: Ya, I could see that.

by Mike109999 March 13, 2022

italian boardroom

Sauna

Not feeling good after too much grappa last night.... Need to hit the Italian Boardroom.

by Johnny Hillmod September 14, 2013

Fish and chips in the boardroom

When you are undertaking a activity that is important but not taking it seriously

This isn’t fish and chips in the boardroom mate, this is serious business

by Mickmcmanus April 21, 2023

Boardroom Browner

When having a 3-Way in a boardroom and you shit on one of the participants forehead.

Yesterday after the quarterly meeting we did a Boardroom Browner.

by TNA Drinks January 27, 2024

Boardroom Shuffle

When people get up in a meeting and start explaining something - to avoid looking nervous they start moving their weight from side to side on their legs, and make gestures with their hands. That's called the boardroom shuffle.

***Big meeting takes place - Annie has to speak and is nervous***

Dude 1: "Yo, what is up with Annie up there? Is she having a fit up there?"

Dude 2: "I think it's just a classic case of the Boardroom Shuffle"

by Carlo89 February 28, 2013