Blark 

That feeling you get which tells you that something you're spending way too much time on is very important, yet moments after you complete it you feel like you've wasted your time.

P1: I just ordered all of my quills by size... what a load of Blark.

Blark by Razikale February 13, 2013

Blark 

Malgamation of the words Bleak and Dark insinuating soemthing so horrendous it is beyond description of the above words individually so they are used collectively

If you are really really broke. My finances are pretty Blark at the minute

Blark by Nirps May 21, 2008

blark 

The most common noise emitted by a whale, specifically one of female gender. Over time the word has become used to refer to the actual whale itself as well. The weapon of choice for hunting whales is the harpoon.

(1) As a noise emitted by a whale:
Eric: "Hey ladies, how's it going?"
Whale 1: "Blark?!"
Whale 2: "Blark?!"
Pat: "Sweet!"

(2) As a reference to a whale
Justin: "Yo Ahab, want to harpoon that blark at your 6?"

blark by xsting September 7, 2008

blark 

A synonym to "what" when it would be used with an exclamation point and a question mark.

Guy: I'm sorry, but it's just not working out.
Girl: Blark!?

blark by ThePurpleMage March 1, 2009

blark 

a mix of black and dark

i cant find my bike outside cos its pitch blark out there

blark by bing jillikers February 15, 2010

blark 

How a dark skinned person would refer to themselves

Good afternoon old chap, i'm blark your a snowman

blark by Winston September 9, 2003

blark 

Fellatio given violently in which a loud gagging sound is made. Said act is usually followed by vomitting.

There was vomit at the base of my penis from the blark she gave me.

blark by Andy Tim Josh October 7, 2004