blaptize

To blaptize; Force someone or yourself or something in any animal semen.

Ex: “Yo, did you hear about how our English teacher got blaptized?”

by anonymous April 10, 2024

reverse baptize

the act of forcibly gripping the upper neck of an individual and aggressively slamming the individual's face forward in a way that resembles a priest baptizing an individual's head in reverse.

"michael's face originally resembled his brother's, but his mother reverse baptized his face into boiling hot cherry pie turning his face into mush."

by seano'sullivan April 29, 2016

Baptized in concrete

In a fight, when someone gets slammed face first onto the concrete floor.

Man, did you see Billy fight Jimmy after school on the basketball court? Jimmy’s face was all messed up because he was baptized in concrete by Billy.

by CBR_Rider February 3, 2018

Baptized

When a basketball player completely slam dunks the ball over another basket ball player. The player who got dunked on is considered to have been "baptized" by the dunker.

Dan: I don't think anyone in the NBA can dunk over Dwight Howard

Ben: Yea....except for Kobe Bryant

Dan: Oh yea....Kobe Baptized that mother fucker

by Dimitrios G April 2, 2009

Baptize a Baby Ruth

take a big long dump.

"hand me the Sunday paper. I gotta go baptize a Baby Ruth."

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

Baptize

To lick a blunt to make sure the paper wont become loose.

You should baptize that before you light it up.

by Phia May 13, 2005

baptized

slang football term for getting hit real hard

originated by ESPN personality Stuart Scott

OMG, Brian Moorman just got baptized by Sean Taylor

by SLAWSSEWEE February 13, 2007