Bind

A tobacco filled roll, cigarette or roll-up.

"mate, i couldn't lend a bind could i please"

"woaah you fucking caned that bind didn't you"

by iliketogetwired January 14, 2010

bind

To "bind" a key on ones keyboard to preform a specific task when struck. Normally preformed in console baised PC games such as Counter-Strike. This is generally used to allow the player to say entire sentences with the stroke of 1 bound key.

Player brings up his console and types... bind \ "say LoL we pwned you wOoT!".
After this whenever the player strikes his \ key his character will say "LoL we pwned you wOoT" in his chat menu.

by MacKaySauce March 18, 2005

bind

As in "binding the jewels." To tie rope around a dude's balls and/or cock, as a ball stretcher or just for the tight sensation. It also keeps them from shriveling in the cold. Caution: Left in place too long or tied too tight the rope could cut off circulation. Uncaution: Could make orgasm way more intense.

Dude, my balls keep shriveling in this cold weather. Tomorrow after I shower and they're loose I'll have to bind them.

by KingKeyOne69 October 28, 2017

Bind

Simple spell for restraining its target. Ropes are most likely made of a magical material and would vanish after its use is done. Unsatisfactory against a large group of people, as it would cost too much energy for the spirits involved.

He ran towards me, but I quickly shot a Bind at him.

by Kwing October 29, 2009

bind

To cause constipation.

Your Grandma: "Oh yeah, park that thing in my tailpipe big boy!"
Mailman: "Hahaha! You ain't gonna shit right for a week!"
Your Grandma: "Actually I haven't enjoyed regular bowel movements for 20 years since this damn Atkins diet has been binding me like crazy. I've got more shit in me now than a port-o-john at the town chili festival!"
Mailman: (loses his lunch) "TMI, you old wench!"

by Nick D January 23, 2005

Bind

To tighten something or to mix something together.

I'm gonna bind the salt and water to make Salt Water.

by Bob Dole likes your style May 13, 2017

Bind

Bind ; form a union

Together we must bind to paint a new future.

by Bryn Benn April 4, 2020