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bijection

when you get noooooo bitches, that's called rejection.

so you turn bisexual... but you still aint pullin?

call that a bijection
Damn did you hear about Eissa? Turns out he's a bijection.

Damn what an L + bozo + ratio
by madaret January 25, 2022
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love bijection

when everyone in one given group of people is dating or hooking up with exactly one person in another given group of people, and vice versa. in principle this is an analogue to a love triangle (whose terminology is mathematically incorrect)
Roommate 1: I noticed you never came home last night..
Roommate 2: Yeah I hooked up with this girl. Her roommate's hot too.
Roommate 1: Oh shit.. did you try to have a threesome?
Roommate 2: Hell no, I'm gonna introduce her roommate to you, then we can have a love bijection!
by fareastside March 1, 2010
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Brojection

n. To reject a girl who is hitting on you that previously went out with one of your bros.
guy1: "That chick got turned down so much last night, there was a lot of brojection going on"
guy2: "Yeah, you guys really brojected her!"
by jfoe November 30, 2010
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bisectional

Belonging to multiple sections of a high school band. Generally applies to band geeks.
1: "Woah, who's that guy?"
2: "Oh him? He plays the trumpet...and the sax...and the tuba."
1: "Wow!"
2: "Yeah, he's a bisectional horn star."
by proudbandgeek December 13, 2006
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bisectional

Being in two sections of the band. Implies the being at least somewhat of a band geek.
Does not apply to playing two types of sax, or two types of lower brass or two types of upper brass (except French horns)
Often used in reference to double reed players who cannot march with a double reed, so use their original instrument for marching band.
I'm bisectional, I play flute and oboe, in band.
by God himself January 28, 2005
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bisection

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process.

and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalovania that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle in such a way that is forbidden in the realm of the quantum physics in the bisectional world.

this is due to the fact that we are used to using antidisestablishmentarianism in our daily lives of the quantum realm it enhances the probing programic chip and that interludes in lackadaisical fashion which is unpracticed as it doesn't heat up the communism
so when doing this process you must be sure to not ever mess it up
the bisection is the only way to describe how you feel about somebody in their bisectional world of the bisectors in the world of the antidisestablishmentarianism lackadaisical pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis
by unsectable November 23, 2019
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belectioner

Someone who loves both One Direction and Just Bieber.
OMG, I'm such a belectioner!
by Ninja belectioner March 19, 2013
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