besmirtch

A very sexy man with an insanely large... ego.

That Besmirtch asked Milla on a date, but she slapped him in the face.

by JelloKitty October 27, 2003

besmirtch

he who has lots of wet dreams

besmirtch woke up thinking that he had pissed himself.

by Nalin October 29, 2003

besmirtch

Jack Sparrow/ The Alex's Fluffer

I'm getting limp, call in the besmirtch.

by Besmirtches beotch October 27, 2003

besmirtch

a whac poster who thinks he is the fucking bomb

damn did u see besmitch new post its whac.

by cracker August 23, 2003

besmirtch

A cool guy, who wears hats.

That is one heck of a besmirtch. That fedora is rad.

by Anonymous October 27, 2003

besmirtch

the HONGRIEST motherfucker to walk the face of the earth, second to Just Blaze of course!

Damn Smirtch, you HONGRY for them cool beans yo!!!

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

besmirtch

anal beads

OMG Cindy, shove the besmirtch up my ass!

by Fishkickah October 27, 2003