befreckled

Having freckles. Duh. Like bespectacled, but with freckles instead of glasses.

Mo looked down at her, a bemused expression on his befreckled face.

by Tavish Flynn December 6, 2015

bespeckled cephalopod

Fancy dressed octopus with a monocle and buck teeth #merkmusic

Oh look a bespeckled cephalopod.

by Lardarse23 September 24, 2017

Befuckled

1. Commonly used in military HQ's, charachterized by extreme confusion, and genuine, profound disorientation. Often the result of being given different and usually conflicting orders.
2. As above but brought about by a lack of skill or knowledge.

1. Wow that change to the briefing is going to have the staff completely Befuckled.

2. That LT has no clue about that; He's pretty much befuckled.

by tankboy2k April 23, 2006

Befuckled

So intensely shocked at someone's actions that you just think "What the fuck?"

I am befuckled that he actually thought she wouldn't find out

by Shawty August 16, 2004

befuckled

like bewildered, with mindfkng.

Why are so many people befuckled by my way of thinking?

by galaxysprfx November 28, 2012

befuckled

Astonished or confused beyond all recognition, not to be confused with FUBAR, as 'befuckled' does not require alcohol or drugs. However, drugs & alcohol may enhance the effect of being 'befuckled'.

I am completely befuckled by how stupid he can get dressed in the morning.

by dasmaus June 4, 2019

Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc)

a kid who trys to use stuff from the pass to guilt trip/insult others (mainly rubber mittens) and has innacurate information such as his urban dictionary post about rubber mittens. He also says that rubber mittens shouldnt have admin when in reality he has worked hard and rowelt should be banned

Rubber Mittens: *exists*
Bespeckled Cephalopod™(Rowlet, etc): YOU SHOULDNT HAVE ADMIN

by Rubr Mitns June 1, 2017