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beforeman

A person who is out of shape, over weight, or unkept. A physically or visually unattractive individual who would resemble a "before" photo in a before and after comparison. The opposite of Afterman.
Wow! Did you see Beforeman driving his scooter around the theme park? He had more chins than a Chinese telephone directory.

Rachel used to date this very hot guy from the city, now she's trolling around with this ugly ass Beforeman.
by LarryBobby May 22, 2014
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Beforemath

The time leading up to a catasrophic event.
The beforemath of the BP oil spill gave us many clues that this disaster was eminent.
by The Amalamps June 23, 2010
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beforeantine

I used to go to to restaurants beforeantine. The quarantine really sucks and I wish it were over.
by keyofcmajor April 26, 2020
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beforewards

similar to afterwards, but its before
i'll meet you at your place beforewards
by Nancy Bancy November 13, 2005
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beforehand

Just an excuse not to say "beforewards".
after --> afterwards
before --> beforehand???
by undfined April 24, 2019
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beforehand

earlier (than a particular time); early ; in advance:
I knew she was coming that afternoon because she had phoned beforehand to say so.
by Achint April 26, 2006
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Befrodemandososchripogeet-beskewimtyl

a hobbit painting a portrait of a nudist in a hot air balloon while skyping with an avatar and drinking a fresca
I wanted to go to the county fair, but a befrodemandososchripogeet-beskewimtyl had landed near the entrance and had caused a major blockade.
by Madisunshine February 27, 2010
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