person1: mane get de fuck outta hea befo i beatcho ass
person2: ill beatcho ass right now square the fuck nigga!
person2: ill beatcho ass right now square the fuck nigga!
by bloowh December 06, 2022
by Llama September 28, 2004
Canada's unofficial national breed of cattle. Unofficially.
Distinguished by their short or nonexistant ears and sometimes shorter tails that are part of their winter hardiness. Helpful in cold Canadian winters.
Distinguished by their short or nonexistant ears and sometimes shorter tails that are part of their winter hardiness. Helpful in cold Canadian winters.
by Eareigna February 25, 2014
the one and only steadfast rule when you have to make a decision beween a woman and you boyz. Can be used to get out of a sticky situation with an ugly woman. The only rule more strict than bros before hoes is self-first
Baby, I'd love to kick it with ya, but you know, bros befo hoes
or
Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!
or
Man, yous a punk, you know the rule, bros befo hoes, now come on!
by Smitty February 24, 2003
The original form of the expression "check yourself before you wreck yourself". It simply means that before doing something that could have negative consequences you should always masturbate.
LaBonaynayshaquiartisha: I'ma knife that manstealin ho LaFoundaquisha right in her damb ovary!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
Mayonnaise: Girrrrrrrrrrrrrrlllll, you need to touch yo'self befo' you fuck yo'self!
by KKK Here to Stay! May 05, 2011
It is when you do something very dumb to declare youself that you traveled to the U.S. state, Michigan.
Jaden: You neva been to michigan if you neva done this befo
(flatlines)
Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.
(flatlines)
Carlos: I guess he went to michigan.
by younevabeentomichiganifyouneva April 15, 2021
by neocortex February 22, 2022