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baldscape

This is where an individual takes a selfie but includes in the photo or video a piece of their bald head
This picture would make an ideal baldscape
by EP22 May 13, 2016
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baldscape

The art of taking a picture, video or other image of a view which includes a little bit of baldy head as part of the foreground, typically used by bald men to include a picture of the top of their heads with a view. A s can be used as a visual signature and the view does not need to be spectacular. Baldscapes that take advantage of the light so the bald head appears in an interesting light are deemed to be the best
When i take selfies i love to include a bit of my bald head in the view to create a baldscape
by Baldscapper July 10, 2016
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baldscape

a picture that includes a bald head
i am going to use my bald head to take a great baldscape photo
by Frenchbaldy May 28, 2016
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Bandscaping

A beloved hipster pastime, consisting of two parts: the first of which is spending many hours on the web or roaming the local indie scenes in search of the most obscure, random musical groups that you probably haven't heard of; the second part consists of daily low-grain band performance video facebook updates, and sticker bombing.
"I went to the village bean to make some progress on my graphic novel, but I just ended up bandscaping 'til 2 in the morning. Found a pretty deck band though, you've never heard of Mustard Penguin have you? I'll upload vid tomorrow."

"Some stupid, bandscaping hipster sticker bombed my bathroom with Slug Track Star stickers. What does that even mean anyway?"
by bwplyfestyle October 28, 2011
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beardscape

the act of keeping ones awesome beard neat, tidy, glorious, full of greatness that the Gods Odin, Zeus and Thor would tremble in its epicness.
I think I need to beardscape this weekend because I am starting to look like Chewbacca.
by beardster December 16, 2011
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babescape

Babescape is a term used to describe the overall quality as well as quantity of women in any given area.
Bro 1 “Hey bro, how’s the babescape at your new school?”

Bro 2 “Very nice, but made up of a lot of thots.”
by OllieKing September 21, 2020
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Ballscape

the very explicit and detailed outline, much like that of a topographical map, of male genitalia visible through clothing, usually via tight pants/jeans.
Chuck Norris' jeans are so tight in Walker, Texas Ranger, you can see his whole ballscape!
by superflypmp January 6, 2009
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