bako

Refers to a person from Bakersfield or the valley and comes to the Central Coast, mostly the greater Pismo Beach area, on vacation. Wears only clothes made by "Skin" and other "tough" clothing companies. Music of choice for these people is usually something lame (ie. Avenged Sevenfold). These people are often very rude and show little or no respect to locals. Another common characteristic is that Bako males will usually try to have sexual relations with any woman, local or not, by dropping the line: "Yeah.., we'll be at the dunes." This term is meant to be offensive

1.I can't handle all these damn rude Bakos.
2.Why do all these Bakos think that the louder your music is coming down Pomeroy St, the cooler you are?
3.So pretty much that Bako's truck is worth more than my life... with the 48 inch tires and the 20 inch lift, yeah.

by Pismo local July 25, 2006

Bako

Slang for the town of Bakersfield, California.

I grew up in Bako but moved away as soon as I had the chance.

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

Bako

It is a friendly greeting or something you just say when its awkwardly quiet. Or your just plain confused >.<

Bako! The bako!
Bako??>
Bako >.<

by Kavi February 13, 2005

bako

a hop-head, a junkie
one who uses marijuana or another substance

Person 1: did you hear what jackie said in class today?
Person 2: yeah...what a bako

by shed evil 2 August 11, 2008

Bako

very delicate flower that South Americans use to wipe their ass with

"Can you plant more Bako? We are running out of toilet paper."

by feedmebeans December 7, 2015

Bako

Someone that is black.

He's so bako.

by idk69869696566 June 20, 2008

Bako

A handsome guy, that has a big dick size of burj khalifa. His brain is so big, that albert einstein is a fucking dumbass comparing to him. Hes short but gold.

Bako is my god

by Bqkoooooo November 22, 2021