Axioms

What? No we don't.

Hym "We don't need to share axioms to for us to communicate. We speak the same language. The utterances and symbols have an intrinsic meaning entirely independent of whether or not I accept your axioms."

by Hym Iam July 25, 2024

axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by wokeup2this July 21, 2022

axioms of existence

don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:

1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic

Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?

guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.

by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022

Trevors Axiom

Is a theory of online trolling mentioned in South Park in which an initial troll (Person A) makes offensive or controversial remarks to another individual (Person B) with the intention of provoking a reaction from a third party (Person C). The intention is that person C's gross overreaction and self righteousness to the trolling of person B will elicit further reactions from persons D through F who are not trolls but cannot help themselves from ripping on person B. Thus causing a fission like chain reaction leading to an explosion that brings out the worst in humanity. Initially used by desperate celebrities to further careers. Trevor's Axiom can also be used by politicians and media spokes persons as an alternative for skill, aptitude or talent in generating public support.

"I cant believe that piece of shit would say that about minorities/the troops/gays/disabled people I am gonna give them a piece of my mind"

"Dude chill they are totally trying to use Trevors Axiom to get a reaction from you"

by wibble20 December 20, 2016

Axios

"I am Worthy" in Ancient Greek.

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AXIOS!!

by AxiosODST January 9, 2016

ghetto Axiom

"It do what It do"

"It do what It do" is the ghetto Axiom

by hoestompa69 July 18, 2009

23rd Parallel Axiom

The axiom that states that Asian women from below the 23rd North Parallel are disproportionately hot. The converse is also true; north of the 23rd Parallel shows low average hotness.

Man 1: Man, that Asian woman was hot!
Man 2: Cool, where was she from?
Man 1: Vietnam, I believe.
Man 2: Exactly, it's the 23rd Parallel Axiom at work.

by ShempHoward2020 September 29, 2020