5 definitions by 1wickedestslam
1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
also accepted as "wickedest slam"
(alternate versions to the sexual implication)
1. to win an argument and prove a point with absolute authority
2. that cool, hip, upcoming prison
3. a malefic poetry competition. a verse tornado that ravishes the audience and brands a mark on the contestants. pure poetry! right?
4. although, old, that Onyx song
(alternate versions to the sexual implication)
1. to win an argument and prove a point with absolute authority
2. that cool, hip, upcoming prison
3. a malefic poetry competition. a verse tornado that ravishes the audience and brands a mark on the contestants. pure poetry! right?
4. although, old, that Onyx song
Doug: in his show, John Oliver did a wicked slam on the wicked US slam system. “Disgusted, busted”! (quoting Onyx), horrible reality. Last Weeks Tonight is bite-size activism poetry spoken with charismatic sarcasm, hard to beat there. how did i even hear about it, all the way up in Romania, all the way back in 2015? oh, yeah, thanks, HBO, for sponsoring!
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
Doug: halo there!
Gabrielle: halo back!
Doug: yes, i’ve been working it out a lot at the gym lately. thanks for the notice!
Gabrielle: halo back!
Doug: yes, i’ve been working it out a lot at the gym lately. thanks for the notice!
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
don't ask me where these are from (part of some obscure theological theory somewhere), but here they are, the 4 pillars of existence, order matters:
1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic
Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?
1. love (for something)
2. absolute ethicality
3. growth
4. logic
Now, what can you do with these? Bring them up in casual conversation...and...what?
guru: these are the axioms of existence, my pupil.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.
pupil: um, ok, thanks! (ponders) aww, it looks like at the centre of the universe there's love!
guru: ...for something. don't get carried away romanticising. on average, there is love for life management. and, in opposition, at an overwhelming, massive proportion, there is love for experience, not for love as an experience. but yes, you seem to fall into the latter. cute.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022
interested party: you exude optimal health. what’s your secret?
Doug: moombahton club mix routine, the all nighter version.
Doug: moombahton club mix routine, the all nighter version.
by 1wickedestslam July 22, 2022