asspirate

A man who likes to board another man's poopdeck with his plank.

yo ho, yo ho, asspirates are we, we fuck eachother up the ass with glee!

by Michael of SoCal February 27, 2007

asspirate

Someone, almost always a male, who has a masterfull command of another individual's, also almost always a male, buttocks

Person 1:Man, Jerry is such an asspirate.
Person 2: Yeah, he really owns your ass

by Mr.Grammar May 24, 2003

asspirate

One who steals booty belonging to the same sex.

by alan partridge January 19, 2003

asspirate

a pirate puts it up your ass and you like it.

"Arg, Arg, Caleb J. I'm gonna get you!", said the asspirate.

by Ozzy21 June 25, 2005

asspirate

a male homosexual who joy fucking ass

mike is an asspirate,he wants to fuck your ass.

by n/a November 30, 2002

asspirate

to take ones ass by force, in the manner of a pirate

look at that asspirate

by Amu November 22, 2003

asspirate

To be a ass-loving pirate.

You asspirate!

by orf October 27, 2002