Asspee

When you shit pure liquid, that's asspee. Coined by Wings_Unfurling.

OMG, like, I had serious stomach flu last week, nothing but spew and asspee!

by j3nny3lf February 14, 2009

asspee

what you get when you don't cyber (smelly, sticky, gross - yet fun)

pezz and skroo were cybering and thus did not transfer asspee

by blackwave September 23, 2003

asspiece

A complete nobend, that through their own self centred and unthinking stupidity pisses everyone off, a tosser, a bell end a twat.

"Don't be such an asspiece all your life"

by Tex982 October 5, 2006

ass pee

A kind of defecation in which the fecal matter is nearly 100% liquid, and exits the anus much like urine. May cause fairly extensive dehydration. Is usually caused by severe indigestion or bacterial contamination of ingested food.

"I thought that was going to be a normal shit, but when I sat down on the toilet, it was ASS PEE!"

by ProfessorOwl May 29, 2007

assbee

Function: noun

1a : An object, process, or individual which generates pains in the posterior (ass) of another individual. (Consider a bee sting inside the ass.)
1b : Metaphor for "A pain in the ass."
1c : (Plural) Scales with the use of a single assbee. Many assbees is considered more painful in the posterior (ass) than a single assbee.
1d : (Intensity modifier) Use of 'africanized' or 'killer' in conjunction with assbee could be used as a scaler or intensity modifier. (Consider "Killer bees" in your ass.)

2 : a chimera of an donkey (ass) and a bee. donkey + bee = assbee.

Example 1: "Jesus, this project is really turning out to be a major assbee."
Example 2: "Don't be such a fucking assbee."
Example 3: "Hey man, are you trying to put bees in my ass?"

by Jamin R. & Rob W. April 15, 2008

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by Dosadosa October 2, 2013

Assphelters

A debilitating disease that causes an individual to compulsively grab hand full after hand full of ass with no regard for social boundaries. Exemplified by high sex drive and inability to control one's actions. The onset of the disease generally develops around puberty and can last an individual's entire life.

At a young age Pat was afflicted with assphelters and was labled a sexual predator until clinically diagnosed.

by HereamI March 2, 2011