Art School 

Completely useless and wont get you a job

"Hey I failed art school"
"Hey please dont im jewish"

Art School by TrinicalLL September 24, 2019

Art School Diet 

habitual diet of hipsters and art school students; ONLY consuming coffee and cigarettes .

Fuck the freshman 15, I'm on the art school diet

Art School Diet by ihatedogs July 18, 2010

art school girl 

art school girl: (n) basically a female who attends art school who is also a hipster. Meaning they do all the hipster things including but not limited to, hanging out at danky coffee shops, wearing tight pants with a worn t shirt, etc., horned rimmed glasses, talk about politics, art, and bands that people probably never heard of because they think they're dope for knowing "good" music. They talk about cover art and buy vinyls instead of CD's. Because they think they're unique and don't want to conform to commercial america.

Bo Vice: Look at that girl in the bookstore looking at art books and sipping chai tea. She looks so cool.

Orpheius: ah. Those art school girls... you can't get with that unless you're a hipster.

Bo Vice: shucks!

Orpheius: Why in the hell did you say shucks?

Bo Vice: Idk. same reason why my name is Bo vice.

Orpheius: Shut up

art school girl by Reba MacIntyre December 3, 2009

art school 

A school which inadvertently caused the deaths of tens of millions of people.

The art school didn't accept Hitler, so he went into politics.

art school by L August 14, 2007

art school hair 

A hairstyle that is used to express oneself, often jaggedly cut or flamboyant.

I knew that kid was weird because he had art school hair.

art school hair by harmerd December 28, 2007

art school 

Art school is a place where untalented hipster bullshitters gather to share their terrible ideas and feelings of superiority over anyone who actually has talent. If you are good at drawing or painting art school is not for you because you will eventually become a trembeling, drooling, crying shadow of your former self because being technically good is something to be mocked. The reason that art school morons mock actual talent is because they fear that one day the general public will realise that modern art is rubbish.

I would reccomend art school to anyone who has no talent what-so-ever. So, if smearing poo down a canvas is your thing, I'd say art school is for you.

art school kid 1: I painted this portrait because my work speaks for itself and I don't need a gimmick to sell my work

art school kid 2: That is awful, I can't believe you are good at painting, that is SO 1800s! You will never be successful because you are not DEEP like me! I smeared vomit and blood on a canvas because I am making a comment on the unequality of women in the work place! I AM SO CLEVER!

art school by Dunkel Popping October 2, 2012

art-school broke 

People (mostly hipsters) who claim they are broke or do not have real jobs, yet still somehow always manage to travel the world, take vacations and have apartments full of vintage furniture.

Herp: Did you here Evan is going to Costa Rica for 3 weeks next month?

Derp: What? Isn't he always complaining about being broke?

Herp: Yea, but he's art-school broke.

art-school broke by meowsa power July 21, 2011