absorbent

able to absorb or soak up; heat, light, moisture, movement, etc.

"My flow is heavy this month; good thing these tampons are so absorbent!"
OR "Absorbent and yellow and poris is he!
Sponge-Bob-Square-Pants!"

by SPerrin October 16, 2008

absorbed

Intensively engaged; engrossed

I absorbed all my noodles

by taduffy November 29, 2016

Absorb

To drain, and possibly soak, power or substance from a person, or liquid.

He just absorbed the water with a towel

by Joel227 July 20, 2007

Absorb

attract, draw attention by

She was totally absorbed by the busker while wandering on the streets.

by Phoebus Chen August 16, 2016

absorber

someone who leeches off another person.

hey mike stop being an absorber, I dont want to be your spawn.
assjacker sphincter-face and fuckwod

by sir william humphrey bastard fuck the great November 25, 2004

Absorbation

When a man edges for so long his penis becomes moisturised by all of the pre-cum absorbed into his skin as he strokes.

Man, absorbation makes your shaft soooooooooooo soft!

by Lil_Kitten August 14, 2021

Absorb

Used to Nullify all different variants of "ur mom gay" or "no u"

Bob absorbs it into his body, destroying the balance between heaven and hell, opening hell's gates and letting demons loose. Also takes a great toll on Bob's body. Making him paralyzed from his waist down, however, the "ur mom gay" is neutralized.

Bob: ur mom gay
James: no u
Bob: Absorb

by CypInDyp June 8, 2018