ablign

able to be able to do something.

"are you one of the ablign?"

by exponent November 26, 2007

align

A term used by foreign, often incompetent, IT managers to describe an integration task or a task requiring cooperation between multiple employees.

"@employee_one, plz align with @employee_two to update new do_stuff() function from last merge."

"I failed my English classes but blew enough cocks to become a team leader, so I use 'align' instead of terms like 'work together', 'integrate into' or 'talk with'."

by Potato2020 March 31, 2020

when the stars align

When an unexpected and nearly impossible event takes place. Usually due to pure luck or the divine intervention of God.

The love of my life left and went back to her own country, and I don't know if I'll ever see her again. But I pray to God each day and when the stars align I hope we'll end up together.

by bigtree_us20 October 23, 2011

coital alignment technique

The coital alignment technique (CAT). During conventional man-on-top intercourse, erections move almost horizontally. In 1988, New York sex researcher Edward Eichel urged men to shift forward and to one side so his chest covers one of her shoulders. With this change, erections move more up and down, and the pubic bone at the base of the penis makes more direct contact with the clitoris. Several studies have shown that Eichel was correct. The CAT doesn’t guarantee women orgasms during man-on-top intercourse, and it’s no substitute for gentle, extended clitoral caresses by hand, mouth, or vibrator. But the CAT significantly improves most women’s ability to have orgasms during man-on-top intercourse

Avoid deep, thrusting, and instead try the Coital Alignment Technique," says Taylor.

by Morgana Camelot June 27, 2021

Front-End Alignment

When a woman's boobs aren't aligning in her bra properly so she has to adjust them.

"This bra is fitting me weird...FRONT-END ALIGNMENT!!!"

by Strabismus April 13, 2010

Stars Align/Hoshiai no Sora

A soft tennis anime that throws in some, no, a lot of family trauma. Oh and a canon non-binary and a canon trans male character. Also a lil bit of stab stab.

Person 1: Have you seen Stars Align/Hoshiai no Sora?
Person 2: No. What's it about?
Person 1: Soft tennis and family trauma!
Person 2: Aight bet

by N3k0 K4g3y4m4 January 2, 2021

Sandusky Alignment

The straightening of a young boys back by way of his anus. The person conducting the alignment must be 60 years old or older and the young boy must be between 3 and 10 years of age.

Person 1: Hey Boo Boo, your walking a little funny. I might need to give you a Sandusky Alignment later.

Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.

Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!

Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?

by Coke Can November 19, 2011