Xanus

wild and loving. a wildling

That girl is a red haired Xanus. Shes wild

by HAnus June 8, 2013

xaused

To crash everything and anything. Named after famous motorcycle racer named Ruben Xaus of World Suberbike fame. Someone that rides with a win it or bin it philosophy and ends up crashing is known to have xaused their motorcycle.

Hey, everyone has xaused a bike or two in their day. I know I have.

by Gixxerblade May 8, 2010

Percs and Xans

Percocet (Codeine Pills) and Xanax (Alprezolam Pills), while very euphoric and fun in nature to use, these 2 pills will fuck you up so bad to the point where instead of buying your Shorty a new dress, or your Ma a birthday gift; you will spend all your money on fake 5 dollar pills that will make you shit out your stomach and puke out your lungs once the Euphoria is gone. Although Percs are believed to be not as bad as Xans which is true up to a point, if you mix these 2 pills you will land yourself in the Coma section of the Emergency St. David Hospital, so do not mix these 2 pills unless you are tired in life, as a good friend of mine said "Morphine dulls the pain of dying, Codeine and Xanax dulls the pain of living". If you really wanna get fucked up and make sure nobody can save you drink a whole bunch of Redbull and Beer on top of the already consumed pills which will fuck your body up to the point where your major organs will start to fail starting with your liver and kidneys. If you came to this point you have about an hour to get to the hospital or write your Shorty a final goodbye note and kiss her on her forehead while she sleeps and just wait for the inevitable. So what you take away from this is that don't mix pills you fucking idiot.

Boyfriend: Yo I got some Percs and Xans wanna take em and chill all night?
Girlfriend: You'll be chilling in Coma for some time If you take that shit you fucking idiot *shakes her head*.

by TheAnalScubaDiver May 30, 2020

Xanxus

(n.) One who enjoys beating the shit out of other people for no apparent reason. Can usually be seen hanging around ligers, raccoons, and comfy chairs. Also likes beating up old men and teenage boys. Swears an awful lot and cannot sing.

That Xanxus is going to beat me with a wine glass!

by Baby Mango Chipmunk January 19, 2009

Xanxus

That one scary ass man with the vilest glare known to man and the scars that put Harry Potter to utter shame.

Xanxus scares the shit out of anyone.

by Chinky Chink Chink August 7, 2009

xanuary

In the month of january, you pop a fuck ton of xanax making january, xanuary

WE OUT HERE IN XANUARY

by reddoy January 4, 2017

Xanuls

A Heroic paladin in the 17th century, established and defended the castle of Foreo.

Offically dubbed a Knight of Intensity in 1640AD, By king Pee. Jvanilla iv (forth).

Person 1: you remind me of a famous Knight.

Person 2: really?, what is he known for.

Person 1: Being fully conquerors.

Person 2: whats thats mean, and whats he's name?

Person 1: its means to be deadly assasin, and he's name is

The Xanuls

by Dr.Ew June 17, 2009