Wikibrain

the state in which you unconsciously jump from thought to thought due to extended exposure to Wikipedia's many random links.
An accompanying side effect could be the recitation of random and useless facts and stories. The person afflicted with Wikipedia Memory most likely does not understand what he or she is saying. See Wikipedia Scholar

Someone afflicted with Wikibrain should immediately see their local hospital for a castration, lest the stupid spread to any children.

"Hey man why didn't you do your homework?"
"I don't know, I was looking up how to do trigonometry when I ended up reading an article on Norton, the emperor of the United States. It seems he was insane."

"Man, you have some serious Wikibrain"

"Yeah... Btw did you know according to Cartesian Dualism there are dual commitments about the nature of existence as it relates to mind and matter? That means I exist in two places at once. Therefore, I can eat my burger twice!"

"..."

by hsu21693 June 11, 2009

wikibrain

Someone with a large amount of information, a human encyclopedia

"She can name every type of pasta there is, she's such a wikibrain"

by SpongeBob helladope October 28, 2019

wikibinge

When you read lots of Wikipedia articles in a row. Usually done by simply following links in text to other atricles.

Arrrgh. I'm so tired after that 6 am wikibinge last night.

by Doktorfunk January 31, 2006

Wikichaining

Hopping from one internal link to another on Wikipedia to get from an unrelated random article to a pre-selected article in the least amount of links you can. Usually undertaken whilst you should be engaging in other, more relevant activities.

Hey, where's Jon? I wanna Wikichain him. He's a Wikichaining God.

by L05 June 17, 2009

wikigrazing

The practice of grazing through the website Wikipedia, having drifted away from the article you were originally reading. Leads to people developing an in-depth knowledge of obscure subjects, and can go unchecked for hours. It often stems from hitting the "Random Article" link on the nav bar

"Ah shit! I was supposed to pick up Timmy from Boy Scouts, but I was wikigrazing! Oh well, at least I'll be able to tell him about Heinkel jet engines....."

by pushtheenvelope June 25, 2007

Wikiprankia

Wikiprankia is when you make a wikipedia page with no real evidence or truth

Did you know that dogs can be blue?
Probably just a Wikiprankia

by billiethegangster April 25, 2019

wikitrail

Wikitrail (n). A method of web surfing in which one opens Wikipedia to an interesting topic, and then follows interesting links to other wikipedia pages from there, recursively.

"I wanted to go to bed early last night, but I got stuck on a wikitrail and stayed up till four"

by KingPingPong2000 February 4, 2008