witness

King Lebron. Lebron James. What Lebron James has done for the city of Cleveland and the Cavaliers.

We are all witnesses.

by Matt Ammiller August 31, 2008

Witness

Someone who voluntarily contributes information to a court case,from what they saw at the scene of a crime.

The witness made it clear that she saw what had happened.

by SomeoneNew October 5, 2012

Witness

Being a witness to your own life struggles and the struggles of others. Someone who is always struggling and failing in life.

My roommate is always stealing my clothes, what a witness.

Today I was being such a witness, I used a box as a laundry basket!

"Stole toilet paper from work. #witness"

by Juanster June 2, 2014

Witness

to agree with someones' point or position. To see something as the truth.

My partner said that my ride was the baddest in the show. Witness!

by J. Hays July 17, 2006

Witness

A person or someone who is choosing to stay sober around non-sober people and shares the highlights of the night with those of a short memory.

"You want to take a shot?"

"Naw, I'm going to be a witness tonight."

-or-

"Trying to hit this blunt?"

"I think I'll be a witness today."

by Mananayaw September 11, 2009

Witness

A term used by psychotics to let others know that they are conmiting violent suicide

WITNESS ME!!!

by HavaGanda November 1, 2015

witness

Something Jehovah has too much of.

Christians don't go advertising their beliefs door-to-door at 7 in the morning.

by Bastardized Bottomburp October 6, 2003