WIT

Wifey in training, a term used by a man for his significant other

Put that cigarette out, my WIT is coming home soon

by TheAmazonianSavage June 17, 2018

WIT

Another of those ridiculous acronyms, meaning What Is That.
Along the lines of OMG, ROFL, LOL, BRB.

Person One "so we'll meet outside. SMH"
Person Two "SMH? WIT?"
Person One "...... ?"
Person Two "maybe now you'll stop using those stupid acronyms for everything"

by Over all the net/text acronyms November 20, 2011

WIT

Who is this?

Stranger: Hey!

You: WIT?

Stranger: the cute girl you gave your number to at the party last night :)

You: Which one?

by drawkcabsihtdaer September 10, 2010

WIT

A teenage girl(usually in high school), who is training to become a Riding staff at a Girl Scout camp. They work long, hard hours at the Stables, saddling and mucking horse stalls. They have few chances of actually riding a horse, or showering. Very closely related to a CIT, but specialize in horses. They like to be fed yummy food every now and then.

WITS, they are Witty!
The WITs have to go to the stables now.

by Minty the WIT August 4, 2007

WIT

Acronym: Wookiee in Training

That bastard's so hairy, he's a fucking WIT!

by DudeRonJeremy December 26, 2008

Wit

The ability to think quickly. Often associated with humor.

He has a great wit, as evidenced by the laughs he got at that party.

by Diggity Monkeez August 3, 2005

Wit

Smart sense of humour, quick and abrupt.

Example...

Guy: Man, that guy is so full of wit.
Girl: Yeah, maybe you should take a few pointers.
(Guy stares at girl blankly.)

by HappyGirl1993 October 28, 2010