washer

You know how after you smoke weed. like five hours later you're all down and tired... or 'washed'. A washer is a person who acts like they are washed all the time.

You know jake?
Yeah. that fool is such a washer.
Yeah he doesn't ever do shit.

by snoop d o double jizzle September 22, 2005

Washer

A beer liked for taking big drinks to quench thirst and wash down the throat.

Let's head to the bar for a few washers.

by Yooper906 May 3, 2018

washer

The female genitalia; vagina; pussy

"I fu*ked her last night and her washer needed a good scrubbing.. lucky i had a rubber on!"

"You can tell her washer would be mint..."

by Nayz_ August 6, 2007

washer

1. A person that cleans things
2. A rape victim in Japan

1. Washer cleaned the dishs
2. Oh you poor washer

by 459395 March 1, 2022

Washer

When an inexperienced surfer gets thrown around in a wave.

Jeez, look at the guy. He just got tossed in the "washer".

by Surfer390 October 16, 2022

Washer's fee

The loose coinage or dollars discovered within the washing machine or clothes dryer by the individual(s) tending the machines and/or laundry. (Money usually originates in the pockets of the clothes atricles being washed).

1. My sister black mailed me into doing her laundry for 2 months but the Washer's fee was grand!

2. "Man I could of swore I had like $5.00 bucks on me but it went missing!" "Bet it became Washer's fee dude."

by AJ632160 September 4, 2009

washer machine

when the person you are making out/kissing with has no idea what they are doing and is shoving their tongue all over in the inside of your mouth and spit is everywhere.

"Was he a good kisser?" "No way! He was a total washer machine!"

by hola_anal August 18, 2013