Kim Jong Un’s Son

The half critic korean kid who bangs the launch missile button twenty times a day still pissed that it won’t work

Half Credit: WWW.COMPASS

Holy shit my asian friend is Kim Jong Un’s Son!

by Fishnuggets66 May 11, 2023

Kim Jong Un's Dildo

A word commonly used as a substitute for a weirdly shaped piece of bread.

Person 1: Hey! Why he feeding me some of Kim Jong Un's dildos?
Person 2: Because he failed penis inspection day and really messes up with cutting bread now...his fingers were also cut off so it is very hard for him to cut a loaf of bread normally.
Person 3: Daddy
Person 1: WTF!?

by Daaaaah215 July 12, 2024

Un F your S

Short for "Un-fuck your shit." An imperative directing someone to correct a deficiency.

John , un f your s, or you'll end up getting fired.

by TooBigToFlush January 21, 2017

Trump v.s Kim Jong Un

A Cheeto fighting a Turnip. Two fucking idiots with no common sense that will probably just throw out kindergarten insults until one of them starts crying.

Tom: What would Trump v.s Kim Jong Un look like?
Linda: A Cheeto and a Turnip.

by Well if it isn't a lil farmer May 17, 2018

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Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon

The owl shown in the Tom Scott video called "How Weird Is My Audience? I Polled 15,408 People To Find Out

Person 1: Is that Clovenhorn, Destroyer of Mars?
Person 2: No! It's Former UN Secretary General Ban Ki Moon! (*tom dying of laughter in the corner*)

by .mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq098 December 28, 2020