Twozzling

1) *verb* To inadvertently piss inside a womans vagina whilst having intercourse.

Woman: Did you have a good time?
Woman 2: It was fine until he started twozzling.

by 12studio@vaglips December 14, 2013

twizzling

The female teabag. When a woman grinds her sex on someone's nose in a circular fashion, usually while asleep or unconscious.

"Twizzling is when a girls grinds her cunt on your nose," said Johnny." But never let a girl do it beacause you won't be able to smell for days."

by Squeege10 July 1, 2008

Log Twobbling

A derogitory way of saying that someone is doing something that sounds dirty but actually means not doing anything

Nathan- "Hey, have you seen Dom lately? He hasn't come over in like three weeks."
Wade- "I saw his car at home yesterday."
Nathan- "Hmmm.... I guess he's too busy to hang with us."
Wade- "Nah man, he's probably just been log twobbling."\
Nathan- "Gross...."
Wade- "How is doing nothing gross?"

by renegadeangel92 April 6, 2010

Twizzling

The wrapping of two boners into a a twizzler like single boner worth sucking by a third party.

They were twizzling so hard, I couldn't help but suck on it!

by Super Mister Candy Boners, sgt November 28, 2010

Log Twoddling

doing absolutely nothing, but meant to sound as if your doing something dirty

screw this, lets go log twoddling

by Dani.Coast June 5, 2010

Twizzlin'

A state of being in a persistent good mood regardless of environmental factors while eating Twizzlers.

Don't worry, I'm twizzlin'.

by Kaypocalypse August 11, 2018

Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkey

n. 1) A gatekeeper who is driven by political agenda and a delusion of self-importance, rather than providing any useful function. 2) A gatekeeper who rather than being useful, attempts to prove their self-worth or reason for existence by not doing their job but rather obstruction the proper fulfillment of duties. 3) A bureaucrat who embodies the seven deadly sins of soft corruption: G-COPCAP. See: G-COPCAP.

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G-COPCAP

n. The seven deadly sins of soft corruption: Gamesmanship + Conflicts of interest + Obstructionism + Partiality to wealth and influence + Cronyism + Abuse of authority + fearfulness to prosecute politically-Powerful perpetrators

The man tried to get the word, "torina," added to the Urban Dictionary but the Twat-Twizzling Neo-ButtMonkeys simply ignored his entry, and did not deign to communicate any reasons for their decree.

by AWrinkleInTime April 14, 2016